I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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