I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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