I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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