Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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