my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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