I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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