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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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