Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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