i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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