It's Friday. Sex?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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