They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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