I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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