belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You are a genius and a whore.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Randomize
