before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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