I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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