Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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