susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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