Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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