just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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