my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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