is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
