im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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