It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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