are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize
