dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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