Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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