But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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