it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
