It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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