we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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