have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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