my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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