Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I currently don't understand fingers.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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