He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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