Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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