You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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