i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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