she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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