im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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