Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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