i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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