hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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