the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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