Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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