god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Never joke about your clitoris.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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