i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Randomize
