dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
this will be a night to untag.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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