You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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