Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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