you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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