we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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