Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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