Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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