No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
