is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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